Any beer-loving American surely enjoys sitting down with the trusty family dog Rover afoot and enjoying a frosty brew. Now Rover and can enjoy right along with you — without PETA getting involved. Say hello to Bowser Beer, a “non-alcoholic, no hops, low cal beer for dogs.” The “beer” (and I use that term loosely) is also non-carbonated and flavored like chicken. I’m pretty sure Rover would not have to worry about his master stealing any of his pooch brew. I’m not sure if this is a good idea or a terrible abomination. I do know that the product is sold out online, so obviously someone has been enjoying their hop-free chicken ale.