The Thirsty Beagle tells you what you need to know about sports:
-I’ve discovered the three biggest problems Jeff Capel and the Sooners had in basketball this year:
1. Not having Blake Griffin
2. Not having Blake Griffin
3. Players running around like crazy on the court as if they have no idea what they’re doing.
Fix those things, and you’ve got a contender, baby!
-Speaking of college basketball, I hear Baylor being tossed around as a possible Final Four sleeper and what not. Quite frankly, all that talk kind of freaks me out. Am I the only person that thinks there should be a rule in place that requires Baylor to always be horrible in football and basketball?
-So Dez Bryant decided to hold his own pro day, citing a gimpy hamstring, which apparently also kept him out of drills in the NFL combine. I can perhaps accept that Dez, a probable top-10 pick dealing with an injury, might have his own pro day. But Perrish Cox having his own pro day, too? In Waco, no less? He’ll be lucky if the assistant scout of the Saskatchewan Roughriders shows up.
-There’s a report out that says Tiger Woods is expected to make his return to professional golf soon. Now the PGA can begin actually holding events again this year. What? They’ve already played several tournaments? I’m sorry, I thought the PGA had actually vanished the past few months. My bad.
-I’m pretty sure that tiny, 8-pound 12-ounce baby Jesus shed a tear when he saw Tim Tebow’s Wonderlic score.