So you’re three or four hours into a wild party, there’s countless beer cans or bottles strewn everywhere, and you’ve got a problem: You can’t figure out which beer is yours. You don’t want to pick up the one that’s two hours past room temperature; you don’t want to pick up the one someone used as an ashtray; and you don’t want to pick up the one that guy with the thing on his lip may have been sipping on earlier. So what do you do? Easy. You page your beer! With this:
Yes, that is the Beer Pager. The makers claim the device “Locates your lost or stolen beverage instantly!” If you’re so inclined, you can read more at www.beerpager.com.