Are you with me on making fun of Arkansas? I mean, I’m all-in on that front. After all, if Oklahoma didn’t have that, what would we have left? So if you like taking jabs at Arkansas as much as I do, go ahead and feast your eyes on this news story, titled “Woman with beer can in hand starts brawl at wake”:
MAGNOLIA, Ark. – Sheriff’s deputies said a woman started a brawl at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived with a beer can in her hand. The woman, 52, faces a third-degree domestic battery charge, as does another woman, 46, over the March 29 fight. Deputies said the first woman arrived at Christies Chapel Church with a beer can in hand and she refused to leave.
The first woman then allegedly grabbed a man by the face, leaving scratch marks on his lower right cheek and causing him to bleed. The man’s mother then allegedly slapped the woman and kicked another woman in the chest.
A sheriff’s report claimed the woman with the beer became “passively aggressive” with deputies and said that “no back-wood country cop” was going to take her to jail.
This is great! Especially the part about kicking someone in the chest. Seriously? Assuming the person is standing up, it’s not easy to kick someone in the chest. What kind of crazy ninja-like action goes on at wake’s in Arkansas?