The Thirsty Beagle has just been made aware of a line of ”beers” from the folks at Michelob Ultra. These “beers” are purported to be pilsner style. The titles of the “beers”? Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry Beer, Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus Beer and Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit Beer. The Thirsty Beagle will argue that they need to drop the word “beer” from the end of the name, and go with something more appropriate, like “spritzer” or “sparkling fruit beverage.” I feel like the beer world has been set back. That’s all I have to say on this matter.