Here’s a round-up from the beer-related crime blotter. Why are some people so stupid?
-A Salt Lake City teen was arrested after throwing a beer can at a man who wouldn’t let his daughter go out with the teen. Looks like that was good parenting.
-A Connecticut woman was arrested after police found her driving with 22 empty Heineken bottles in the back of her car.
-A man broke into a Colorado Springs pizza parlor and ice cream shop, but only made away with some beer and a brownie.
-Strange story here about a Florida man who robbed a convenience store of a couple beers, than grabbed a seat on a bench outside the store, where police found him when they showed up a few minutes later.
-And finally, from right here in Oklahoma — Ardmore, to be specific — a woman was arrested after she smashed a beer bottle against another woman’s head. The first woman believed the victim to be a rival for the attention of a man at an Ardmore bar. Wild times in Carter County, indeed!