OK, seriously, people of New Zealand. I’m minding my own business, trolling through the Internet to find the latest and greatest beer news tidbits to pass along to you, the loyal TTB reader, and I see this headline and brief description:
A couple at the centre of the beer-soaked baby case in Whangarei say their daughter is well loved and cared for and the night in question was an evening out that went horribly wrong.
The New Zealand Herald - Feb 04 7:22 AM
Look, New Zealand, I don’t know what you guys are doing over there, but anytime a baby ends up being soaked with beer at 4 a.m., you’ve got serious trouble.