So you head out to the Christmas tree lot looking for a real beauty to take home to the family. You’re not going to give them the same old plastic tree this year. No sir, you’re going for the real deal. But when you get to the lot, all that’s left is a Charlie Brown twig with a few loose needles. Now what? It’s Christmas Eve, there’s no time to go to another lot and you’re determined to steer clear of the regular old tree this year. Fear not. All you need is 1,050 beer bottles and 300 meters of wire. Make sure you check the closing credits on this deal, too. There’s a job in show business I could handle!