We’ve all had a time where we think, “Man, I could really use a beer right about now.” For me, it’s any long weekend with the non-drinking in-laws. Typically, you just accept the fact you’re not going to be able to have one, and move on with life. Unless your name is “Chops” and you live in southern Arizona. Then you get fired up about it and attack someone with a machete. That news hit the wire today with a report that a man named Angelo Antonio, 38, of Sells, Ariz., — a guy known somewhat appropriately as Chops — was sentenced to six years in federal prison for a machete attack. Antonio got upset with a man who refused to give him beer, and then “struck the victim on the head with the machete and stabbed him in the back,” according to the report. I don’t know what kind of jerk this guy is — although one can assume he rates pretty high on the jerk-o-meter scale – but maybe they should have just given him the beer.