New Year’s resolutions for cats
This made me laugh out loud. I’m a dog owner, but I can imagine a cat making this resolutions. I read a longer version on i-Pets.com. These are my 10 favorites:
- I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.
- I must not help myself to Q-tips, and I must certainly not proceed to stuff them down the sink’s drain.
- I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I’m getting plenty of roughage.
- I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter.
- I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has finished watching The X-Files.
- I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.
- I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.
- I will not play “dead cat on the stairs” while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.
- When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.
- Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.
Staff Writer Carrie Coppernoll
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