Lawsuit seeks all the money in the whole world

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Dalton Chiscolm has filed a lawsuit against Bank of America seeking “1,784 billion, trillion dollars,” Reuters reports. He would like it placed in his account today, according to the lawsuit. He’d also like another $200 million.

His case is as clear as mud.

“Incomprehensible,” U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order.

“He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a ‘Spanish woman,’” the judge wrote. “He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers.”

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Tiger roars past $1 billion

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Tiger demonstrates is pitching skills in this Buick ad.

Forbes.com’s SportsMoney blog by Mike Ozanian estimates that Tiger Wood’s $10 million payday last weekend pushed his career earnings — on and off the course — past the $1 billion mark. That would make him the world’s first billion-dollar athlete, Ozanian said.

Ozanian writes:

The scary part is that Woods is only 33-years-old and might have 15 years of competitive golf left in him and 30+ years of designing golf courses. This is only the first $1 billion for Woods.

Comments on the blog claim that Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson and Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher already have eclipsed the billion-dollar mark. But Woods’ financial accomplishments at such a tender age are impressive.

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


First-class stamps: getting your two-cents’ worth

oklahoma-stampThe price of a first-class postage stamp rose 2 cents today (unless you stocked up on “Forever Stamps” ahead of time). I’ve always thought a first-class stamp was one of the modern era’s great bargains. Or at least I thought so until I read this article from Georg Jensen.

Just as General Motors has in effect subsidized Big Oil by continuing to build gas-guzzlers in recent years, so has the USPS continued to subsidize Big Mail by shaping its operations to encourage what it now calls, revealingly, “standard mail”—that is, advertising junk mail. Most American citizens are blissfully unaware of the degree to which USPS subsidizes U.S. businesses by means of the fees it collects from ordinary postal customers. For example, if you wish to mail someone a large envelope weighing three ounces, you’ll pay $1.17 in postage. A business can bulk-mail a three-ounce catalog of the same size for as little as $0.14.

The price of a first-class stamp has risen a bit faster than the rate of inflation, but it tracks fairly well. A look at the consumer price index calculator at the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that 44 cents today has the same spending power as 4 cents in 1919. But a first-class stamp in 1919 cost only 2 cents.yoda-stamp

To look at it from the other direction, a first-class stamp that cost 2 cents in 1919 would cost 25 cents today based solely on the rate of inflation. The 3-cent stamp, which originated in 1932, is roughly equivalent to a cost of 47 cents today.

A first-class stamp hit the 10-cent mark in 1974, which is equivalent to 43 cents in 2009.

A look at stamp prices between 1919 to present.
Year — Postage, per ounce

1919 — 2 cents
1932 — 3 cents
1958 — 4 centshomer-stamp
1963 — 5 cents
1968 — 6 cents
1971 — 8 cents
1974 — 10 cents
1975 — 13 cents
1978 — 15 cents
1981 — 18 cents (March)
1981 — 20 cents (November)
1985 — 22 cents
1988 — 25 cents
1991 — 29 centscat-hat-stamp
1995 — 32 cents
1999 — 33 cents
2001 — 34 cents
2002 — 37 cents
2006 — 39 cents
2007 — 41 cents
2008 — 42 cents
2009 — 44 cents

Source: U.S. Postal Service

 

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Happy birthday, Abe!

In honor of Abraham Lincoln’s 200th birthday today and the 100th anniversary of his image gracing the front of the penny, the U.S. Mint has issued new designs for the back of that ubiquitous coin. The first of the four designs goes into circulation today and a new design will be issued about every three months.

The reverse designs featured on the series of circulating coins are emblematic of four periods, or themes, in the life of Abraham Lincoln:  his birth and early childhood in Kentucky; his formative years in Indiana; his professional life in Illinois; and his presidency in Washington, D.C.  The coins will be issued in approximately three-month intervals. 

Penny 1Penny 2

Penny 3Penny 4

And it sounds like the Mint will be issuing a permanent new design for the penny at the end of this year.

At the conclusion of the 2009 Lincoln Bicentennial One-Cent Program, the 2010 (and beyond) one-cent coin will feature a reverse design that will be emblematic of President Lincoln’s preservation of the United States of America as a single and united country.

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Printing money

Uncut $2 bills

Who couldn’t use a little more cash? Now there’s a convenient site on the Internet where you can print your own.

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Minty freshness

Duke Ellington quarter

Now that the U.S. Mint has completed its 50 state coins program, it plans to issue six quarters in 2009 that honor Washington, D.C., and the five U.S. territories. It makes sense as a kind of continuation of a very successful chapter in the Mint’s long history.

Quick trivia test: Can you name the five U.S. territories? (I couldn’t. This one stumped me.)

A coin memorializing Duke Ellington, a Washington, D.C., native, will be issued later this month. It’s clear that this coin isn’t part of the 50 state quarters program because no head and shoulder image of persons living or dead were allowed on those coins (I’m not sure how Helen Keller got on the Alabama coin). I also wonder about the engraving of Duke Ellington. How many pianists actually rest their elbow on the keyboard of their instrument?

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Folding money

Moneygami

Don’t have any idea what to do with your cash these days? You’re not alone. Economic turmoil and slumping markets have baffled even the most experienced of investors.

As the old saying goes, if you want to double your money in this market, fold it in half and stick it in your pocket. Or, like the artist at this site, fold your money in creative ways.

Moneygami

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Nothing’s safer than money in the bank

Nothing’s safer than money in the bankI spoke to three bankers in the span of two days last week, and within the first 60 seconds of each conversation each of them made the same statement: “Nothing’s safer than money in the bank.”

Of course, it’s a media and customer education campaign, but it’s also pretty good advice. Particularly in Oklahoma, where our robust energy and agricultural sectors combined with an unusually strong housing market, have left banks in good shape.

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Money facts

$1 million in cash

While sifting through the Internets trying to figure out just how much money $700 billion is, I stumbled across this list of fairly random money facts from the U.S. Treasury. I figured our tax dollars paid for it, so we might as well enjoy it.

Don Mecoy
Business Writer


Stupid criminal tricks

FDIC officials take over IndyMac

If you’re going to float a forged check, you really ought to avoid counterfeiting drafts from a bank that collapsed in the biggest, most public failure of 2008. The FDIC reports that IndyMac Federal Bank, F.S.B., of Pasadena, Calif., has reported that counterfeit official checks bearing the institution’s name are in circulation.

The counterfeit items display the routing number 122037171, which is assigned to an Integrated Payment Systems account held at Wells Fargo Bank, Ltd., Los Angeles, California. Currently, IndyMac Federal Bank issues official checks through this account. The items are similar to authentic official checks; however, the counterfeit items display a security feature statement along the bottom border between two padlocks.

But you can probably ignore the description. I’d just avoid any check drawn on IndyMac.

Don Mecoy
Business Writer