Lawsuit seeks all the money in the whole world

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Dalton Chiscolm has filed a lawsuit against Bank of America seeking “1,784 billion, trillion dollars,” Reuters reports. He would like it placed in his account today, according to the lawsuit. He’d also like another $200 million.

His case is as clear as mud.

“Incomprehensible,” U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order.

“He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a ‘Spanish woman,’” the judge wrote. “He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers.”

Don Mecoy
Business Writer



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Don’t you hate it when your meth lab blows up and you have to look for another “sensible” way to obtain honest money.

This guys legal claim is no more incomprehensible than Bank of Americas unethical business practices, which happen to rake in tens of billions each year.

We used to call criminals thieves, now we call them corporations.

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