The internet, on the whole, has FAILED me.

I can always find spoilers! Always! Somebody is always willing to tell me what goes down when I HAVE TO KNOW before my head explodes into a thousand itty bitty bits of brain matter and insanity shooting out of my EYES and my EARS and my PORES because the enigmatic comments around every corner are not helpful at all to my poor overactive imagination which is still freaking out about Auggie trying to leave the DPD a while back and etc etc etc and HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

Going to go cry into my pillow now and pray to Beelzebub that the tattered remnants of my sanity don’t leak out of my tear ducts miracle-style or something.