“Monsters vs. Aliens”: Hubba, Hubba

Posted by staticblog
on March 26, 2009M at 11:08 am
Now, that's what I call statuesque

Now, that's what I call statuesque

Every so often I find it cleansing to make a creepy admission. And so here’s my latest.

I saw Monsters vs. Aliens and have to admit its central character, Susan Murphy, (voiced by Reese Witherspoon) is, well, pretty darn sexy. Once a mysterious meteorite transforms her into a 50-feet bride, Monsters dials up the 3-D pulchritude with Susan as a ginormous platinum blonde in a form-fitting wedding dress.

Betty Boop would be proud.

– Chase



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Comments
Comment by susan on March 26, 2009 @ 11:28 am

never mind the unnatural waist size.

Comment by Rob on March 26, 2009 @ 7:56 pm

Hotter than Mirage from the Incredibles? Hmmm.
Singed:
-A nerd.

Comment by XXX on March 27, 2009 @ 1:44 pm

How would u hav sex with a 50 foot woman?

Comment by Keith Rollin Eakins on March 28, 2009 @ 10:03 am

Susan, losing a few ribs is worth making a fashion statement.

Comment by DJ on March 28, 2009 @ 12:20 pm

I thought the same thing, George.

Comment by XXX on March 28, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

If you’ve seen the movie, you know that Ginormica changes clothes twice while she is unconscious. Now, what I’m wondering, is who dressed (and undressed) her, and how many people did it take? Did she have undergarments on? Where do you get undergarments that big? And I also want to know how you have sex with a 50 foot woman. Please respond! I really want 2 know these things!

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