Either/Or: Episode 4
In Either/Or, we take two people in similar pursuits, and you choose between them. It can be based on any criteria: professional ability, personality, intellectual prowess, physical pulchritude, or who you’d want backing you up in a knife fight. It really doesn’t matter: just choose Either/Or.
Political Pawns, Celebrity Edition: Either Britney Spears…
Or Paris Hilton…
Movie Stoners, Then and Now: Either Franco and Rogen…
Or Cheech and Chong…
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Well, Georgie -
I know it flies in the face of cool for me to admit this, but I find both Spears and Hilton – notwithstanding George’s selection of not-so-flattering pics – exceedingly sexy. Spears really is just kind of a sad and pathetic case, so I will opt for Paris, who went up in my estimation this week for her Funnyordie.com spot — the best commercial so far in the 2008 presidential election.
As for the dope duos, I’m gonna have to go all retro and pick Cheech and Chong. Hell, they’re the Thomas Edisons of pot humor; how can I not vote for them? They’re faces should be carved in Mount Rushmore — or at least formed out of a big bagful of Humbolt County grass.
I had to look up “pulchritude”. The word is ugly despite it’s meaning.
Conversely, Paris is ugly despite her appearance.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Cheech Marin. “Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and take Spanish and get a Beeeeeeeee.”
neither/nor