“Ned… Ryerson. ‘Needlenose Ned?’ ‘Ned the Head?’ C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

Bing!