Either/Or, Episode 1
In Either/Or, we take two people in similar pursuits, and you choose between them. It can be based on any criteria: professional ability, personality, intellectual prowess, physical pulchritude, or who you’d want backing you up in a knife fight. It really doesn’t matter: just choose Either/Or.
Either Kyra Sedgwick of “The Closer”:
Or Holly Hunter of “Saving Grace”:
Either Keith Olbermann of MSNBC:
Or Bill O’Reilly of FNC:
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Oh, I hope they are all this easy… Keith and Kyra! Bill and Holly make me want to throw up a little.
Holly Hunter, easy. Better actress and pretty dadgum attractive in person, believe it or not (yeah, that’s right, I’ve MET her; I’m a bigshot). Kyra Sedgwick’s talented, but it’s not close for me. As for O’Reilly and Olbermann – they’re both mad as a hatter and obnoxious as all get out, but Olbermann has the advantage of not being a fascist scumbag. Well, it’s an advantage if you’re not on the FOX network.
I’ll take Keith, without the trench, and add the leather jacket that Holly is wearing. And then put O’Reilly and Holly’s accent in the lowest well possible and fill with mud.