Chase McInerney
Starting on Monday, I’ll be taking vacation, but Staticblog will be kept alive and fit through the fine, diligent, perfect-posture typing of comments section master scribe Chase McInerney.
McInerney and I met when we were both members of the Hollywood Foreign Press, covering the dissolution of the marriage of Carrie and Eddie Fisher at hands of that homewrecker, Montgomery Clift. Well, everyone else thinks it was Liz Taylor, but Chase knew the real story, and it can all be read in his extraordinary autobiography, My Life Under the Casting Couch: Lifting the Lingerie Curtain on the Real Hollywood.
Enjoy Chase’s wit and grammar while I’m gone — He’s a true gentleman to keep this blog going while I’m knocking back Sidecars in Monte Carlo. I’ll see you when I return, and I’ll bring you back some chips and maybe a refrigerator magnet.
Cheers,
George Lang
June 27th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
ooh, ooh, can I be Captain Lionel Mandrake, then?
June 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
You can be Pfc. Bat Guano.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
i’m totally going to report you.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Ok, but you’ll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.
June 28th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
The smartest thing you could do with your tenure as moderator is block my comments. Do George a favor.