Left to right: Neo maxi zoom dweebies.
Welcome back, John Hughes.
The master of mid-’80s teen comedies such as “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” “Sixteen Candles” and “Weird Science” has not directed a film in 17 years, and he hasn’t even collected a story credit since the dawn of the decade. But “Drillbit Taylor,” the shockingly funny teen comedy featuring a story by Hughes (credited to Edmund Dantes) and co-written by Seth Rogen, captures the spirit of classic Hughes.
In “Drillbit Taylor,” high school dorks Wade (Nate Hartley) and Ryan (Troy Gentile) find themselves the constant targets of psychotic bully Filkins (Alex Frost) and his toady Ronnie (Josh Peck). Painfully skinny Wade and big-boned Ryan cannot make headway with the school principal or get much help from their unsympathetic families, so they come up with a solution: hire a bodyguard.
Along with Emmit (David Dorfman), a tiny hanger-on with even fewer social skills, the lads advertise for some hired muscle, but all the applicants are too expensive — except for Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson). Drillbit is not so much homeless as he is a bum, a beach-dwelling ne’er-do-well familiar to pawn shop brokers for his constant stream of stolen booty.
For Drillbit, the boys are patsies — he’ll take them for all Wade, Ryan, Emmit and their parents are worth, while offering only mild protection. For the boys, Drillbit is their last hope: Adolescence can be hellish, and these kids are getting roasted by high school’s social Darwinism.
Directed by Steven Brill, “Drillbit Taylor” works so well because its script by Rogen and Kristofor Brown (who collaborated with Rogen on producer Judd Apatow’s superb-but-short-lived series “Undeclared”) grafts the writers’ modern sensibilities to Hughes’ nostalgic storytelling style. New wave love songs have been replaced by gangsta rap, and Los Angeles supplants suburban Chicago, but while Team Apatow’s superbad exterior is on display, the beating heart belongs to the bard of Shermer, Ill.
Wilson is hardly the star of “Drillbit Taylor.” He is amiable but lacking much of his characteristic wit and energy. The real stars of this are Hartley and Gentile.
Hartley’s Wade makes Farmer Ted from “Sixteen Candles” look like captain of the football team, and Gentile is an effective and funny stand-in for Rogen. As long as actor and writer Rogen (“Knocked Up,” “Superbad”) is in the spotlight, chubby kids with curly hair have a winning shot in Hollywood, and “Drillbit Taylor” is a great revenge fantasy for past-and-present “neo-maxi-zoom-dweebies.”
March 27th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
wow, i never would have gone to see this movie, but i might now. or, i should say, i might netflix it when it runs out at the theater…one of those places that people without newborns are allowed to go. i heart john hughes forever, even if it crushes my soul when i remember how andi chooses blaine over duckie. sigh. i guess one can’t have everything.