Not Big — Yet
She’s postively glowing
As the London Times is reporting today, Lily Allen is pregnant. Sorry, Staticblog reader Phil (the younger), Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers beat you to it.
This is unlikely to derail the release of the next Lil disc (presumably containing her cover of “Mr. Blue Sky,” but who knows?) or the launch of her chat show on BBC 3, “Lily Allen and Friends.”
Amy Winehouse is hereby advised not to follow suit on any of this. Congratulations to Lily and Ed. That is going to be one sassy, beat-boxing baby. And “Staticblog” makes a great name, regardless of gender.
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First Britney’s kid sister, now Lily. Everyone’s beating me to the punch … so to speak.