By Jamie Hughes
I’ve been watching a dramatic, comedic sitcom for over a year. And frankly, it’s getting boring.
This sitcom won’t be found on during some carefully scheduled time slot on a television network. This melodramatic series, however, is somewhat like Desperate Housewives, Grey’s Anatomy or any other show a 21-year-old girl will watch religiously, but the demographic is a lot different.
Everyone in the country, and most foreign countries, seems to be tuned in to this show 24/7. It invades our commercials, our e-mails and our radios.
The sitcom I’m talking about, my friend, is about a maverick who did social work in the south side of Chicago, can see Russia from a bedroom window and somehow possesses superpowers to solve all of Earth’s problems with some simple “change” (yes, all puns intended).
If those of you reading haven’t figured out what I’m talking about right now, you should probably come out from under the rock you call home and simply turn on a television set and wait. It will happen eventually.
This presidential race has turned in to a constant television show with repetitive-to-the-point-of-annoyance characters and horrible writers, yet the American public can’t stop watching. It is, indeed, a train wreck.
Sarah Palin, the most interesting character in my opinion, has become a legendary one. There is no doubt in my mind, regardless of who wins the election that Palin will live on as a popular culture reference for eternity. At least for those of us who can shop, say “maverick” or simply watch a news program.
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Before I continue, I’d like to point out I am not trying to attack Gov. Palin. I believe she was a good choice for Sen. John McCain. As a young(ish) woman, she brought life his campaign with a freshness that was desperately needed for the old white man. McCain’s campaign can now be up to par with the novelty of Sen. Barack Obama’s.
Palin’s pro-life stance, illustrated by her daughter Bristol, will also reassure some of the neoconservatives who might not even vote because McCain is too “liberal.”
Some have said her gender will get some votes. Not to stereotype, but I think most of the people who would vote for someone simply to put a woman in power have more Democratic ideals and will probably vote for Obama.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
With her “Tina Fey glasses,” ratted hair and brilliantly RNC-coordinated outfits; everyone wants to dress like Palin… for Halloween.
Palin isn’t the first candidate to be made in to a holiday joke, though. I’ve seen masks of former presidents and candidates. Heck, even one movie went as far as to open a scene with a drunken “Bill Clinton” carrying around a cigar and asking where his “Monica” was.
No candidate, however, has ever been so easy to imitate.
For this claim, I will back it up with evidence.
Friends and family have always said I look like Tina Fey, so when the first round of Palin skits came out of Saturday Night Live, I started planning my Halloween costume.
Last Friday, I went to a pre-Halloween party dressed as the candidate. Good thing I already had a skirt suit in the back of my closet. I adorned the jacket lapel with McCain buttons found at the Cleveland County Republican headquarters, wore my rimless glasses and had a friend come over to help with the recognizable Palin up do. A trip to Wal-Mart for some white ribbon and a red pen to make a sash that said “Miss Wasilla” and my costume was completed.
The best part of my night wasn’t getting a few laughs from friends or taking a picture with the Obama cut out in my friend’s house, but finding my … er… Sarah Palin’s long lost twin. Yep, there was another Palin present. Her costume was a little varied, but had the same key essential elements, including the sash, something I thought was a clever, unique idea.

For as much as I’ve written about Palin, it might seem like I’ve always viewed her as an inconsequential “character.” The thought initially came to mind from a CNN article, though. The article described growing tensions between Palin and McCain and had a quote from a “Democratic pollster” saying Palin’s appearance on Saturday Night Live reinforced the character she plays.
The Democrats aren’t without their fair share of characters, though.
Obama, the Democratic nominee, has become more of a character of character, if you will. As a person who made some mistakes in the past in choices of acquaintances, words and even meetings attended, Obama has become a Marxist Muslim terrorist who intends on ruining our country from the inside.
The Democrats’ character lacks physical character traits. He also has a way worse writer for this series, answering questions with a charismatic smile.
Sure, his character always keeps the crowd guessing what’s behind that big grin, but this isn’t always a good thing. Taking the “high road,” as some have characterized Obama’s campaign tactics, doesn’t always mean you’ll end up in the high house in a city upon a hill.
Sens. Joe Biden and McCain have gotten off a little easy in this season. Their characters are a more under the radar. Some might say this is a bad thing, but there is such a thing as “bad press.”
So who has the best chance of winning the coveted Best Politician in a Dramatic Comedy in this year’s awards circuit?
The winner is Sarah Palin.
Both candidates, regardless of who takes office in January, will be remembered forever. Obama will be regarded as the first African-American presidential candidate and Palin, well Palin will bring jokes and joy into people’s lives for years to come.
Jamie Hughes is a sophomore journalism major and currently covers the City of Norman beat for the Oklahoma Daily.