PDS: July 15th – Jack-o-lanter and the beefy tree

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In this weeks episode the 796 guys are forced to live with a lousy opening joke in this section because Nick has a headache from looking at computer screens all the ever loving friggin’ time.

Also: Talk about racism in Movies, Derek breaking the rules at theLooney Bin and Spencer fires off like 6 jokes at the end.

This weeks music provided by The Separation http://myspace.com/theseparation

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PDS July 1st: Afghan Lung Patrol

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Brad at full potential

In this weeks episode the 796 guys pledge their allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, but not to the republic for which it stands.  They are, after all, just a bunch of dirty flag worshipers.

Also: Derek quits the show, Dan and Spencer have a weird guy love thing,  Nick is right and Brad is wrong

This weeks music provided by Mayola http://myspace.com/theworkweek

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PDS June 24th: Derelect mind puppies!

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The city where Derek and Dan will realize they have nothing to offer

In this week’s episode the 796 guys admit to voter fraud in Iran when they reveal that they each voted up to 300 times a piece by way of fooling the voting officials by wearing many different mustaches, hats and wigs and speaking with varying accents.

Also: Dan and Derek begin the goodbyes, Spencer and Brad joke each other off.

This weeks music provided by Aliens vs. Robots  http://myspace.com/aliensvsrobots

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PDS: June 17 – Lousy Pig Armada and the Ugly Sweater

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This is the lady from Weird Science. I don't believe it either.

In this weeks episode the 796 guys implicate themselves in an international nuclear conspiracy when they reveal that they sold Kim Jong Il the yellow cake uranium needed to produce a warhead for a pair of his Elizabeth Taylor sunglasses and a quick game of human whack-a-mole

Also: Conan O’brien – a critical review, it ain’t easy being green.

This weeks music provided by Mayola http://myspace.com/mayola

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PDS: June 10 – Hand Re-Animation

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In this weeks episode the 796 guys find love in the smile of all the world’s children.  They then proceed to harvest the love from those smiles and sell it back to the parents of the children at a ridiculous markup.

Also:  We learn why Nick shouldn’t be allowed behind the Mic,  Dan has dirty dirty mouth.

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PDS June 3 – Getting Fired from the Sausage Factory

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In this weeks episode the 796 guys present their findings to the National Academy of Sciences only to discover that a 1300 page omnibus of hand drawn pictures of what Derek would look like as a girl is not, in fact, hard Science.

Also: Brad’s sad attempt at defending Kevin James, the catch phrase shall not die, LISTENERS’ COMMENTS!!!

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PDS: May 21 – Analog Love Parade

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In this weeks episode the 796 guys decide to lavish their attention on a young Brazilian Heiress whom they have promised the gift of immortality in exchange for her finest rubies.

Also:  Spencer’s joke of the week, how to survive the Hobo Wars and Dan solves the Economy

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PDS: May 13 – You would have made a beautiful bride if anyone could ever love you

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This week the boys break in the mics by examining how Derek shouldn’t be allowed in public….ever.

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PDS: May 5th – Say Hi to Grandma in Hell

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This week the 796 group humors Derek as he lies about a time he met Larry Miller.  I’m sure he’ll swear that it really happened

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PDS: April 29th – The Undead Ghost of Carl Winslow

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This week the 796 group discuss their reasoning for creating the swine flu and how it all ties into an international conspiracy to finally rid the world of the color blue.

This week’s music provided by The Nghiems find out more at http://www.myspace.com/thenghiems.

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