Landry Jones: Mustached American of the Year?
Landry Jones’ famous mustache has reached celebrity status. But the fame of his Chevron ‘stache could rise to even greater heights.
In response to my story Tuesday about Landry’s ‘stache, the American Mustache Institute is giving serious candidacy to Landry for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year honor (a real award).
Writes the Institute: “He might not be a Heisman candidate, but certainly should garner consideration” for the Goulet.
“Indeed, Jones wears his mouth brow with power and wisdom, and as he progresses through the season and capably fills in for Bradford — who suffers from Bare Upper Lip Disorder (BULD) — we know that he will not only yet again prove that there is no greater performance enhancer than the mustache, but he will represent people of Mustached American descent with a strong resolve, great athleticism, quick thinking, and of course, good looks.”
-JT
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Comments
The mustache article is just fantastic and makes for converation for a good athlete his age and will eventually attract the girls.The comparison to Robert Goulet puts Jones in a high class my be on his way to the movies as an alternate career while carving out a career with OU football.
Does it really matter? We have seen guys get nasty tattoos all over their bodies with nothing said and one guy grows a mustache and people get all bent out of shape over it.