Waiting for the Shock and Awe
My co-worker who sits across from my cubicle condo here in The Oklahoman newsroom claims that I drank the Kool-Aid that Apple Inc. CEO Steve Jobs has been pouring for the last decade. He calls me an Apple “fanboy” and worse.
Well, I admit that I’ve viewed the products that Apple has introduced in recent years with a certain childlike sense of wonder. So, it’s with great anticipation that I await Jobs’ keynote address this week at the Macworld Expo in San Francisco. I will search out the live bloggers tomorrow and follow the speech as closely as I can without actually sitting in the Moscone Center.
Later, I’ll watch the two-hour Webcast of the event at my leisure, and even invite the infidel sitting across from me to watch it with me. Anyway, the world awaits the latest high-tech gadget that Apple will introduce this week.
Rumor-mongers are speculating that Jobs will introduce a flash-based MacBook. Or a product line that uses WiMax for long-range wireless reception. The iPhone is expected to be upgraded to 3G technology and at least 16 gigabytes of memory. And Apple TV should become even more DVR like.
But what will the “one more thing” announcement be that takes everyone’s breath away?
I’m betting that it will be word that The Beatles are finally on iTunes. We’ve been waiting for what’s left of the Fab Four to finally give in and let Apple sell digital versions of their music. And Jobs will bring down the house when he brings Paul McCartney onto the stage to seal the deal. Wish I could be there. Business News Reporter
The weekly news quiz
It’s time to see how much attention you’ve been paying to the news in the past week or so. From The Oklahoman’s news copy editors and designers, here’s a quiz.
1. Oklahoma State basketball players say they are working hard to win their fans back after a season-low attendance against Texas-San Antonio. How many attended that game?
a) 2,227.
b) 4,263.
c) 5,124.
2. Medicine Park resident Muriel Fahrion created what popular character in 1977?
a) Luke Skywalker.
b) Count Chocula.
c) Strawberry Shortcake,
3. Wal-Mart Stores Inc. has signed an agreement to open what restaurant in at least 200 stores nationwide over the next five to 10 years?
a) Burger King.
b) Wienerschnitzel.
c) Camille’s Sidewalk Cafe.
4. The BCS must determine in the next year if it will switch to plus-one format for the 2010 college football season. How could the change affect championship games?
a) It would create a four-team major college football playoff.
b) It would eliminate the Rose Bowl.
c) It would add a game to the Bowl Championship Series.
5. A task force said Oklahoma universities lack enough what to prevent violence on campus?
a) Campus police.
b) Mental health counselors.
c) Alarm systems.
6. Oklahoma City resident Beatrice Williamson’s 13-year-old sister was found after being missing for a week during civil unrest in what African nation?
a) Senegal.
b) Zaire.
c) Kenya.
7. The NBA Hornets have reached a deal with Louisiana to remain in New Orleans until when?
a) 2012.
b) 2014.
c) 2016.
8. Education Week magazine’s Quality Counts report gave what overall grade to Oklahoma, which was the same as the national score?
a) A
b) C
c) F
9. Two teachers from Tulsa’s Carver Middle School became naturalized American citizens. How was one of the teachers able to incorporate her citizenship journey into the lesson plan?
a) She is a social studies teacher, and the class was studying the Constitution.
b) She is a physical education teacher, and the class used her books on naturalization to lift weights.
c) She is an English teacher, and the class was studying political novels.
10. 2004 Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry endorsed which 2008 candidate?
a) Barack Obama.
b) Hillary Clinton.
c) John McCain.
11. An Indian company has unveiled its Tata Nano. What is that product?
a) It is a low-priced computer for Third-World consumers.
b) It is a combination cell phone, DVD player, flashlight and GPS device.
c) It is a $2,500 four-door subcompact car.
12. In response to an independent performance audit that called Oklahoma’s prison system one of the most dilapidated, violent and underfunded correctional systems in the country, what did the Corrections Department’s governing board do?
a) The board asked the auditors to find a nicer way to state the conclusion.
b) The board gave Corrections Department employees a standing ovation for being able to do so much with less money.
c) The board went to Walt Disney World.
13. The Wyandotte tribe has opened a casino beyond the borders of its home state of Oklahoma. In what state did the tribe build a casino?
a) Arkansas.
b) Kansas.
c) New Mexico.
14. What Big 12 basketball coach is one win away from 900 games in a career?
a) Bob Knight of Texas Tech.
b) Sherri Coale of Oklahoma.
c) Bill Self of Kansas.
15. What did Oklahoma City School Board Chairman Cliff Hudson offer to do if embattled Superintendent John Porter resigned?
a) Take a pay cut from $25 a meeting to $15 a meeting.
b) Resign along with Porter.
c) Be the interim superintendent until Porter’s situation is resolved.
How did you do on the quiz? Here are the correct answers:
1-B; 2-C; 3-C; 4-A; 5-B; 6-C; 7-B; 8-B; 9-A; 10-A; 11-C; 12-B; 13-B; 14-A; 15-B.
Week in review
Sometimes it’s easy to miss an event, so here’s a look back at the past week or so to help bring you up to date.
Slow drivers, please keep right
Oklahoma’s state troopers are human. They are just as annoyed with people driving slow in the left lane as the rest of us. Difference is, they can write tickets to drivers who are meandering and taking in the scenery in the left lane.
Earlier this week, a television newscrew did a ride-along with a state trooper in the Tulsa area. As they were driving down the highway, lamenting about drivers who roll along in the left lane, the trooper decided to flex some muscle. Instead of passing them on the right, the trooper started pulling people over, reminding them — that yes there is a law on the books that says you can get a ticket for driving too slow, said OHP spokeswoman Betsy Randolph.
And guess what, the cameras were rolling. Now the video is hitting larger audiences. CNN picked it up and the OHP office has been receiving calls from people inquiring about the law.
“It’s not like we’re having a national campaign or something,” Randolph said. “It’s been on the books for years. The left lane in the passing lane, that’s the law.”
Motorists can get tickets if they don’t move out of the left lane if an emergency vehicle is driving behind them with lights flashing, Randolph said. People who don’t get over can either be ticketed for improper lane usage or failure to yield.
The safe bet, Randolph says, is to stay out of the way.
“People just need to check their mirrors from time to time,” she said. “If there is an emergency vehicle, in either lane with lights flashing, let them pass.”
And if driving the speed limit is out of the question, stick to the right lane.
“We all know how high gas is,” she said. “If you want to drive slower to conserve gas, then use the right lane.”
To see the video go to: http://cfc.ktul.com/videoondemand.cfm?id=6879&ref=home
Julie Bisbee
state reporter and an occasional tailgater
The Word is Spoken Here
Roy Georgia clicked on the RSS feed of a blog post from Newsok.com earlier this week and said, “let’s pimp this thing.”
A few mouse clicks and minutes later, a link popped up on the screen.
When Georgia clicked it the computer started talking. In a sort of stilted, but understandable computer-guy voice, the machine spoke the entire blog post.
Welcome to PimpMyNews.com, a new Internet-based business started by Georgia, and a Cincinnati-based partner.
Georgia also is chief executive officer and founder of Oklahoma City-based Medibis.
“PimpMyNews is a social news ‘mashup’ that integrates RSS feeds for blogs and news sites,” Georgia said.
PimpMyNews takes any news feed or blog feed and turns it into an mp3 file that can be played on the computer or loaded into an iPod and heard at the leisure of the listener. It automatically compiles feeds that users designate and updates them on the subscriber’s page.
PimpMyNews was the “Cool Site of the Day” featured site on Monday of this week and has seen traffic more than triple in three short weeks that it has been in existence,
Georgia said.
The site is free to users, although a subscription option will add more content options in the future.
In fact, Georgia said PimpMyNews is such a good fit for iPhone users that he and business partner John Atkinson are showcasing the concept next week at the Macworld Expo in San Francisco.
Jim Stafford
Business News Writer
TV talk
What’s on TV?
Pretty much the same programming one would expect at this time of year. A few new fall shows are gone (“Cavemen,” “Viva Laughlin”). A few old favorites are coming back to fill the gaps (“According to Jim,” “Law & Order”).
TV viewers won’t see the full affect of the striking Writers Guild of America for a few months yet. Networks have mid-season replacements ready to roll when the current shows run out of original episodes.
Among those to look forward to are “Eli Stone,” a legal drama that begins Jan. 31 on ABC; “Lipstick Jungle,” a new dramedy starring Brooke Shields that premieres Feb. 7 on NBC; and “New Amsterdam,” a drama about an immortal New York detective that debuts on Fox Feb. 22.
But May sweeps may look a little different unless the strike is resolved soon. By then, new pickings will be slim. Except in the genres of game shows and reality television.
–Penny Soldan, TV Editor
A clean e-mail box is a sign of …
On your list of things to accomplish this month, productivity “expert” Marsha Egan wants you to add one more: clean out your e-mail box.
Eagan, chief executive officer of The Egan Group Inc, has declared Jan. 28-Feb. 1 as “Clean Out Your Inbox Week. She suggest that the average e-mail interruption costs each American worker four minutes of lost time.
If a worker receives an average of 15 e-mail interruptions per day, that’s one hour of time lost to e-mail interruptions.
If that worker is part of a 20-person department, that’s 20 hours of work time lost per day. And if the employees average $20 per hour, that’s a loss of worker productivity that amounts to $400 per day or $2,000 per week.
This e-mail is a call to action for me. I’m cleaning out my e-mail box immediately, starting with any e-mail that arrives from my editor.
If I’m going to lose an hour a day of productivity it’s going to be lost to idly surfing the Internet and NOT answering e-mails that only pile on more work.
So, thank you Marsha Egan, productivity “expert.” Now whenever anything flies unexpectedly into my e-mail box I’m slamming the “delete” key immediately.
Jim Stafford
Business News Writer
Remembering Zach Taylor
If and when we think about it, some of us are prone to wonder how our obituary would look. Will there be anything besides the list of accomplishments and our survivors? Ten years from now, will anyone remember that we once walked this earth?
Zach Taylor, executive director of the Association of Central Oklahoma Governments, died suddenly Friday morning. I grieve for his beloved wife and daughters and his friends, including myself. But I realized today that Zach was one of those rare individuals who “got life right.” He had a code that he lived by and if you were his friend, you knew that code by heart.
Here’s Zach’s code, as I have deciphered it after nearly three decades of friendship.
1. Family and friends come first.
2. You have an obligation to improve the quality of life in your city and state.
3. If you have a vision you believe in, you will be able to find others to make the vision a reality.
4. Never ask a friend to go it alone.
5. Everyone has the potential to be a leader.
Because of this code, Zach helped initiate the first Central Oklahoma planning process to address quality of life issues in Oklahoma City, was instrumental in bringing 911 to this area, worked tirelessly for Leadership Oklahoma City and helped launch Central Oklahoma Turning Point, a grass roots health initiative, and that’s just a few of his projects. And, yes, he dragged me and many others along with him. Like most of his friends, I couldn’t turn him down. And, whenever, we had a vision we thought could make a difference for our community, he jumped in to help. He called it “reciprocity.” But instead of the usual meaning, if you do this for me, I will do this for you, for Zach it meant let’s do this together.
I like to imagine him now, sitting down with St. Peter and talking about Heaven’s infrastructure, clean air issues and the launching of a leadership program. Of course, he will have offered to help.
So the answer as to whether in ten years anyone will remember him is unequivocally yes, because his was “a life well-lived.”
– Sue Hale
Vice President, Community Engagement
The weekly news quiz
It’s time to see how much attention you’ve been paying to the news in the past week or so. From The Oklahoman’s news copy editors and designers, here’s a quiz.
1. What caused a scare for swimmers in Praia Grande, Brazil, a southeastern beach city?
a) Sharks.
b) Jellyfish.
c) Raw sewage.
2. Which reality TV show is hosting auditions Feb. 9 in Tulsa?
a) “America’s Next Top Model.”
b) “Survivor.”
c) “Supernanny.”
3. Three people died in a helicopter crash Dec. 30 in Tuscumbia, Ala., during their search for what?
a) A lost dog.
b) A safe place to land.
c) A missing hunter.
4. Why did University of Oklahoma basketball coach Sherri Coale decide to leave star player Courtney Paris in the Dec. 30 game despite having a 29-point lead?
a) There were only five players left who hadn’t fouled out.
b) Coale wanted Paris to extend her streak of double-doubles to 72.
c) Paris’ backup has a torn ACL.
5. A bipartisan group of nationally prominent political figures will gather today in Norman for what purpose?
a) Discussing global warming with Al Gore.
b) Discussing America’s problems and the presidential contenders.
c) Dedicating a statue of OU President David Boren.
6. Sara Jane Moore was released from prison last week at age 77 after serving her sentence for an attempted assassination in 1975. Who was her target?
a) President Ford.
b) President Carter.
c) President Nixon.
7. Instead of the decorated buttons used in previous years, Opening Night ’08 partiers wore what item for admission to the event?
a) Hats.
b) Wristbands.
c) Face paint.
8. The Oklahoma State University Cowboys defeated Indiana University, 49-33, in what bowl?
a) Cotton.
b) Orange.
c) Insight.
9. Which of the following was not on the U.S. Labor Department’s list of the 30 fastest-growing jobs for the next decade?
a) Veterinarian.
b) Attorney.
c) Dental assistant.
10. Which Democratic and Republican presidential candidate, respectively, won the Iowa caucuses?
a) Hillary Rodham Clinton and Rudy Giuliani.
b) Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mike Huckabee.
c) Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee.
11. What University of Oklahoma receiver missed much of the Fiesta Bowl with an injury and now appears headed to the NFL?
a) DeMarcus Granger.
b) Malcolm Kelly.
c) Juaquin Iglesias.
12. More than 70,000 people attended an NHL game in Buffalo, N.Y. What was special about the game?
a) Tickets were free.
b) The game was held outdoors.
c) There were no penalties for fighting.
13. How has the assassination of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto affected Pakistan’s elections?
a) Elections will be delayed at least a month.
b) No change is planned.
c) Elections will not be held until 2009.
14. What home-grown musical act rang in the new year at the Cox Convention Center?
a) Garth Brooks.
b) Toby Keith.
c) The Flaming Lips.
15. A New Jersey lawmaker has proposed a measure that would have his state apologize for what in U.S. history?
a) The Trail of Tears.
b) “The Sopranos.”
c) Slavery.
16. What unusual creature was found recently in the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge?
a) Jellyfish.
b) Jackalope.
c) Sasquatch.
17. When will Oklahoma City voters go to the polls to consider a 1-cent sales tax?
a) Feb. 5.
b) March 4.
c) July 8.
18. The Ninety-Nines Inc., formed in 1929 to promote women in aviation, operates two museums. Which of the following is not one of them?
a) Museum of Women Pilots in Oklahoma City.
b) Amelia Earhart Birthplace Museum in Atchison, Kan.
c) Texas Women of the Air Museum in Austin, Texas.
19. Who is The Associated Press NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year?
a) Kendall Hunter.
b) Adrian Peterson.
c) Allen Patrick.
20. A state official says he wants to get rid of the Santa Claus Commission. What is that?
a) A study on whether Santa is real.
b) An effort to give Christmas gifts to juveniles in state custody.
c) A panel that decides how much state workers get for holiday bonuses.
How did you do on the quiz? Here are the correct answers:
1-B; 2-C; 3-C; 4-B; 5-B; 6-A; 7-B; 8-C; 9-B; 10-C; 11-B; 12-B; 13-A; 14-C; 15-C; 16-A; 17-B; 18-C; 19-B; 20-B.
Week in review
Sometimes it’s easy to miss an event, so here’s a look back at the past week or so to help bring you up to date.


