Terrorism starts with MTV
Do you remember back when everything was about terrorism?
Shopping was about terrorism, because you had to go to the mall or the terrorists would win. And NFL football had to go on, because if they didn’t play, then the terrorists would win the Superbowl or something.
Even anti-drug commercials were all about how if you buy pot, the money ends up going back to terrorists who want to blow up your house while you’re baked.
Well, I’ve been thinking about it lately and I’m pretty sure that when I go crazy and commit some unthinkable tragedy, I want you all to start tracing the lines back to MTV and put it in a commercial.
Dude: So what you’re saying is that MTV caused Greg to go crazy and do that thing…
Guy: With the sheep and the shoelaces and the Brian Setzer Orchestra, yeah.
Dude: So, because I watched “The Hills,” that made him…
Guy: Yup. Because if you hadn’t watched “The Hills,” you wouldn’t have known who Heidi and Spencer are.
Dude: And they wouldn’t have been on that “I’m a Celebrity” piece of crap…
Guy: And they wouldn’t have been all over the news when they said they were “tortured” on the show.
Dude: So I guess it really is all my fault.
But don’t worry, folks. If you really want to avert the coming disaster, you can do it. All you have to do is make sure I don’t have to hear another word about those two pampered, idiotic, egotistical and utterly useless sacks of human feces.
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