My On-Going Feud with the Sun
Did you notice that it’s been raining non-stop for the last 40 years? I mean, I drove today in my ark and it suddenly occurred to me — I know I’ve heard of the sun, but I can’t remember ever actually seeing it.
That’s patently ridiculous, of course, it’s just the way it feels. I’ve been waiting weeks and weeks to put a few plants (read: bodies) in the ground and every time it looks like I’m about to get to, the rain starts up again.
That’s why, when I looked out my office window today and saw the sun shining back at me, I realized that this wasn’t mere happenstance. This is personal.
I’m trying to remember what exactly I did to the sun to get this party started. I think it might have been when I used nuclear weapons and a piece of Superman’s hair to create Nuclear Man, but I’m not sure.
Regardless, I’m certain that as soon as I exit the building today, the rain will have returned, just as I know this weekend will bring a blizzard and possible a famine.
The Sun — he plays for keeps.
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