“This might be a really clever joke, since Twilight is one of the biggest cash cows in history — but we have a feeling there’s no sardonic wit involved in this Twilight checkbook cover.”
io9 has a hilarious gallery showcasing all of the stupid, wonderful and outrageous products “Twilight” fans have access to should a fool be easily parted with his/her money. The gallery contains some not-safe-for-work images, so proceed when you’re on your own computer. But hit the jump for a handful of the items I literally laughed-out-loud at.
“This is Jasper Dean the offspring of Jasper and Alice. He is $115.00 bucks. At night he comes to life and stand over your throat, holding a knife.”
“Just a reminder for those first timers that when he does sleep with you, he may or may not try to kill you.”
“Crack open Edward’s felt head and shove your lady goods down his neck — it’s a Twilight tampon case! Hey at least it’s not as bad as the reusable menstrual pad where the wearer physically bleeds all over some random vampires abs.”
“Just in case your cat learns how to read, they can hate you later.”
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