The teaser trailer for the (hopefully) final “Twilight” movie is out. Bella Swan is now a vampire, turned one by her husband in “Breaking Dawn: Part 1,” so she could be saved from death. The teaser for “Breaking Dawn: Part 2” showcases the new Bella, and tosses in a few laughable moments.
That final shot of Bella stalking the deer had me laughing out loud, literally. It reminds me of this classic meme:
And what’s with the lame romantics? I guess this isn’t a question needing to be answered this late in the “Twilight” game, but seriously? When Edward embraces Bella and says, “We’re the same temperature now,” I just shook my head. I understand why some people might swoon over that line, but those are the same people who likely don’t realize everything that made Bella somewhat likeable is now gone.
We have no human connection to the series anymore. Bella was always an odd girl, who was super into mythical creatures and not other humans, but at least she was human.
Ah well. I’m not going to tell people what they should like, but I wish people would realize the “Twilight” movies aren’t good movies. And don’t think I’m just dissing to diss. I like bad movies, too! “Troll 2” is an annual watch for me, and it’s downright horrible. Hilariously horrible, but horrible nonetheless. Difference is I know I’m watching shit on a screen when I’m watching “Troll 2.” Can’t “Twilight” fans realize the same?