SWIMMING POOLS DON’T ALWAYS BRING OUT THE BEST BODIES

When temperatures are hitting the three digit mark and the only wet spot in my yard is from a faucet dip, I don’t take kindly to my neighbors splashing around in their WET swimming pool. 

Strange how  a little body of  water can liven things up. These people are one big whoopee group all summer long, 24 hours a day. Jumping in and out the pool and on weekends and holidays, off a make- shift diving board.

Once in a while I’m invited over for a swim.  I have a two- piece skirted swimsuit (that’s the envy of  everyone on the street,) which doesn’t  fit in with the dime-size bikinis perched on the side of the pool. 

These  water nymphs had to come in a package deal with the pool or either they were listed on Craig’s List. I have no idea where the guys in the Speedos came from. 

I know for a fact these neighbors don’t  know anyone that could fit into a pint size bikini  -much less have one for a friend. Most of their swimming pals have varicose veins, gut overhang and waddle arms, and only expose the tops of their feet to the sun if it’s a cloudy day.

Back to those guys in Speedos, wonder if any of them come with a blow-up pool?

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