Hello, glad you stopped by. Here are some bits of trivia that for some reason I can remember better than I can remember your name.
TOWEL IN A FRIEND’S GUEST BATH – If I die in Walmart, move my body to Neiman Marcus.
SIGN ON A LOCAL MERCHANT’S FRONT DOOR – If you are talking on your cell phone we won’t interrupt to wait on you.
AD FOR DOG FOOD – Real dogs ride in pickups not purses.
(I didn’t say they were brain teasers)