I couldn’t let Thanksgiving go by without sharing what happened to me today. So, hope you stop by, and if you’re having a bad shopping day, after you read this it might not seen so terrible.
I was coming out of a major Super -Saver store (which shall remain nameless), pushing a basket full of heavy groceries including a turkey and a ham, into the wind, which was really fierce today. On the bottom of the basket was a 24 roll packet of toilet tissue, ( you know they never sack those things). Just after I get through the automatic doors my basket hits a bump and the toilet tissue goes flying down the street. Cars were on either side of me waiting for me to cross over to the parking lot. So, I let go of my basket and started running toward the toilet tissue and as I did, my basket took off rolling between cars, so I had to go running after it and caught it just before it slammed into a car.Turning the basket around I start wheeling it back to the tissue. Suddenly it hit me how ridiculous the whole thing was, Red Skelton at his best. So, I started laughing so hard, now mind you my hair is blowing like crazy and I am bent over laughing and I can’t stop. Finally someone tapped his horn, impatient because I hadn’t yet picked up you know what. Finally, I got it all together. The sad thing was, I was the only one that thought it was funny.