One my my favorite artists of all time has tied the knot. Jay-Z married longtime girlfriend Beyonce last night. I was there. I should know.
Here’s to hoping a pre-nup was signed. I’m not saying anything bad about Beyonce but her money isn’t gonna go near as far as Jay’s. I’m just saying I hope they don’t turn into the hip-hop Paul McCartney and Hoppy, the most harmful woman to “walk” into Paul’s wife since Yoko.
Throwin’ up the nuptial roc.
- Joel
April 5th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Sweetie, I hate to tel you this, but you weren’t really there, you just took one too many pain pills and left your Jay-Z Cd on repeat.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:16 am
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