I’m writing this as I sit in the Tulsa International Airport. I’m here to pick up comedian Rob Little whom I will be working with this week at the Tulsa Loony Bin. That’s why I’m here and why OKC seems a little less funny in my absence.
Tulsa is like Edmond XL. Not big on substance but huge on restaurants and other things soccer moms like to do to make themselves forget they live in Tulsa. So far the most entertaining thing I’ve heard is a middle aged couple behind me. This is the conversation they just had, verbatim. They have just gotten a bag of M&M’s out of a vending machine.
WOMAN : Well how many do you want?
MAN : Whatever. I don’t care.
WOMAN: No. How many do you want?
MAN : I said I don’t care.
WOMAN: Don’t be silly. Of course you care. How many do you want?
MAN : As many as YOU think I should have since you’re so hung up on the number of M&M’s I should eat!
Marriage is great.
- Joel