Here is a list of reasons you should vote for me to win a ‘Bloggy’. A bloggy is some award I’ve been nominated for. I dunno how it happened but how impressive would I become if I were an award winning blogger? About as impressive as a car made of tuna, but still. Help a bruva out.
I have had nineteen surgeries over the past year. Usually that many surgeries means I’d be a woman or was a burn victim, but nope. Just some weird ass skin condition. I think my nineteen surgeries warrant an award for blogging seeing as how they don’t give awards for most cuts in a year.
After nineteen surgeries means I have little to no dignity left. An award would help build up my dignity. You’ve got to at least take the time to vote for some dude who has no dignity and a lot of surgeries.
Remember how you kind of felt a little sorry for Britney after you saw her VMA performance? Use that same pity for a pretty millionaire and divert it to an ugly no money-aire. That would be awesome to get some of that Britney pity. Pitney if you will.
So let’s think about this. Numerous surgeries, no dignity and I’m begging for some of the same pity you probably used for Britney. I need some Pitney votes people. Click here to vote for me.
Speaking of begging…
I’m producing OKC Comedy Night 2007. I will also be performing in it as well. This means that you can finally put a face with a name! Lucky you! Tickets are only ten bucks and you can get them by clicking here. There are a lot of great comedians performing and it is a deal at twice the price. It’s Friday October 12th at 8pm at Stage Center.
Go buy some tickets and I’ll see you there!
- Joel