A band called The Format released an album called Dog Problems last year. Today the band announced that you can download the entire album for free off of their website. It is one of my favorite albums and I suggest you do it because who doesn’t want to be just like Joel? Just go to www.theformat.com and enjoy one of 2006’s best albums.
You’re welcome.
- Joel
After surgery 13 I am fine. In pain and can barely walk, but still fine nonetheless. I think that despite my abundant surgical procedures, I find myself in a state of perpetual trepidation. This is because Paris Hilton walks the streets. What is wrong with our judicial system when they let such a dangerous criminal go free?! Arrgh.
Being one who observes certain things, because I have eyes, and can do little else than sit at home and watch crap television, I have a few questions that perhaps the one person who reads this could answer. These are just random questions that have no commonality or point, like everyone who has ever appeared on a reality show, myself included.
What look is Fergie going for? Her style looks like the illegitimate hate child of the Gap and Hot Topic, assuming corporations could have kids. It’s like her style heard her music and tried to mutilate itself with loads of plastic surgery, a tiny hat and some suspenders. Stupid Fergie.
Who thought it’d be a good idea to give Greg Behrendt his own show? He is a subpar standup and an obnoxious human being. What’s that? His show got cancelled? Whew. Thank god.
Do people who watch TV during the day really only have a need for household cleaning products, attorneys and diapers? Every other ad is schilling some sort of thing that is, or holds, crap.
Why did Bob Barker leave? Why?! The man is a god to me. Don’t believe me? I have a collection of framed autographed pictures and his is at the top. Above that of the president, the governor and Joey Greco from Cheaters. That’s how high he ranks. I’m just saying is all.
Why can’t I program my own network? It would consist of Saved by the Bell, The Price is Right, Entourage, “CHiP’s” and various other shows no one but myself likes. I would also bring back The Grind from MTV because I’m sure Eric Nies needs some scratch. If you got that reference, kudos. You get 0 cool points.
Why can’t I live on a Spanish television show? Sure, I wouldn’t really understand what was going on but there would be wacky goings on and unbelievably gorgeous women. Kind of like my life now only without the surgeries, in Spanish and with more middle aged dudes in sailor suits for some reason.
I’m off to go lay down and watch some Kelly Ripa. Sweet, sweet Kelly.
- Joel David
Ohhh! Tonight on Larry King Paul, Ringo, Olivia Harrison and Yoko will be in studio to discuss the one year anniversary of the LOVE show that Cirque is doing in Vegas. It’ll be good to hear from at least three of them.
13 is a good number for things. Baker’s dozen. A dozen eggs and then one. Jesus and his posse. Things that aren’t good in 13’s? Blows to the head. Dollars in the bank. Surgeries. I am familiar with more of these than I care to admit. Why the emphasis on 13? Tomorrow is my thirteenth surgery in less than a year. In an effort to be positive I’ll say it’s a good thing because it’s one less surgery I’ll have to have in the future. I know it doesn’t make much sense but it’s the best I could do.
Good times.
- Joel David
Happy birthday Sir Paul, one of the few people who has truly changed my life. Thank you.
- Joel
