For those of you not keeping track at home, I had my eleventh surgery this last Friday. That’s eleven times I’ve been knocked out. If each procedure takes fifteen minutes that means I’ve lost 165 minutes. That’s time I could have been spending watching Saved by the Bell or not talking to women.
Now if the adage is true that “chicks dig scars” then I have eleven surefire new reasons for chicks to dig me. That brings the total number of things women like about me to, well, eleven. What’s that? Chicks actually dig money and handsome? Damn. Oh well.
RIGHT NOW
SONG - The Power Is On by the Go! Team. I love this song and I also love long walks on the beach and wood floors. I do not however like long walks on wood floors.
MOVIE - High Fidelity - If I have to explain why this is good then I’m just wasting my time. With all the surgeries I’ve had, I’ve got to manage my time more carefully.
Holla.
- Joel David