I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written and for that I apologize. I know it must be impossible to go a day without some Joel in your life. It’s not difficult at all? Damn. That means my ex-girlfriend was right all along.
I had surgery this last Tuesday again. That makes for six. If anyone is wanting to place bets on how many more I have, hold off because I am pretty sure I will have to have another tomorrow. This is not because I’m being negative or am psychic, but rather I am ninety percent sure that the old surgeon messed up my leg.
I had to see the old surgeon as the young surgeon was in Hawaii when yet another leg debacle took place earlier in the week. I hate surgery. There really is no positive side to it, other than the necessary medical aspect of it. I hate getting an IV and being knocked out. Six times. This can’t be good for my brain. I’m hoping that whatever drugs they give me to knock me out have no long term effect on my brain. I mean I feel pretty stupid, but that’s normal.
I am going to bed now. I just wanted you to know I’m getting stupider by the surgery and that I am really racking up the scars. If chicks dig scars and a sense of a humor than I’m the hottest guy on the planet.
RIGHT NOW
SONG - Belief by John Mayer. I don’t care what you say, John Mayer is awesome.
MOVIE - Hard Candy. This movie is creepy as I’ll get out.
- Joel David
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