Damn girl. I’m sorry for all the recent negativity. I don’t be meaning to be all sad and stuff. Sometimes a homey just be feeling down bout things. I promise you I be bringing it on the positive tip from now on girl. Fuh real.
I need to stop watching Sucka Free Sunday on MTV2.
A recent study conducted by the University of Western Ontario, Canada, revealed that men are smarter than women. This must come as welcome news to all the chauvinists in the world. “We got science to back us up now! Take that women!” While the study claims men are smarter than women, it was only by a margin of four points. That’s not enough of a margin to prove anything to me because I’ve always thought women were smarter than men anyway. I’m not sure when or how this started but for one to assume that someone is smarter based on their sex is among the more ludicrous things one can think.
I would write more but that’s all I go today. Be thankful you got this much Joel-tastic musings this fine Wednesday.
RIGHT NOW
SONG - Sail to the Moon by Radiohead off of Hail to the Thief - I’m not sure if I really like them because they are good or if I like them because everyone else says they’re good. I know. It’s because they really are good. See how stupid I am and I’m a man.
MOVIE - Return of the Jedi - Speaking of chauvinist, sorry to do this, but two words Slave-Leia.
CELEBRITY - Oprah - Try telling her that men are smarter than women. That should make for compelling television. Compel-a-vision if you will.
- Joel David
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