This is the first time I’ve written something without an intended purpose. Much like how I go through life. Things aren’t good, but they aren’t bad. It’s like some sort of ‘virtual purgatory’, which is also the name of my favorite fake band I just made up in my head.
Here is a topic that I can discuss with the imaginary person who makes all my decisions for me.
I wish I knew how to deal with small talk. When I’m at work and someone says hello, I reactively, and regrettably, respond by saying “How’s it going?” which more often than not results in people responding. “Oh, I can’t wait for Friday!” Who cares? “Good except for all this heat!” Uh, ok. My personal favorite is “Can’t complain but if I did, who would listen? Am I right?!” Clever.
I’m not saying that people should be mean and rude, but what are all of these mini-conversations accomplishing? Nothing! I’m not a gruff old man who doesn’t like people, I just think a polite nod and a smile ought to be enough. I know it’s hot. I know you’re glad it’s almost five. I know that you can’t wait for vacation. I get it. I get it because I’m not stupid. Small talk is patronization at it’s worst.
Here is a proposal for a fun little social experiment. Try to eliminate small talk. Get to know a stranger or even someone you’ve known for a long time but have done little more than exchange pleasantries with. You’ll probably find something interesting out about a person and maybe make a new friend. The next time someone says “So what do you think of this weather?” respond with something like “Oh y’know. Hey, what is your favorite baseball team?” You can replace baseball team with movie or restaurant or any litany of things not associated with goofy ass quips about work or the weather.
If anything you could freak that person out with your weird questions which is well worth it. I promise.
RIGHT NOW
SONG – Jenny From the Block by J. Lo. Sue me.
MOVIE – Garden State. It’s a great movie that will make you wish you were in love. What’s that? You already are? Oh. Well never mind then.
- Joel David
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