Good evening.
Since I promised I would post everyday, I am beginning to feel a bit like Mr. Belevedere. The only difference between myself and Mr. Belvedere is that he’s dead and I don’t live with Bob Uecker. Well not anymore. That guy was a lush and never paid the rent so I had to kick Uecker out.
I would like to thank the fine folks at FOX for canceling Arrested Development. I’m glad they are canceling the funniest American sitcom in years. I guess they had to clear their schedule for lackluster fair such as ‘Stacked’ and ‘American Idol’. American Idol sucks and you know it. Just admit it.
There are only three saving graces to FOX anymore. The Simpsons, Family Guy and 24. If not for those shows I would have no reason to watch that network. I think it’s safe to say that outside of HBO I can’t think of one network with three shows worth watching. ABC has ‘Lost’. NBC has The Office and Earl. I would have mentioned Scrubs but I don’t know where they have put that show. CBS has Letterman and that’s about it. I am so sad for TV. If not for HBO I would have probably shot my TV long ago. Well not really. I hate guns because I’m a big headed pansy. Great. Now people who know me know they won’t get shot if they break into my house. That’s just swell. Now I’ll have to make sure to be extra careful with my collection of things worth nothing.
So Tyra Banks has announced she’s finished with runway modeling. Where are fashion designers supposed to find hot women who can wear clothes and walk at the same time now? Thanks a lot Tyra. I guess we’ll just have to get our fill of you as host of ‘America’s Next Top Poster Girl For Shallowness’ or your daily talk show where you fill the role of poor woman’s Oprah. You truly are a treasure who I’m sure will be around for weeks to come.
So Swedish seventies super group ABBA has announced that they will not be reforming under any circumstances. Dammit! It looks like all those letters I didn’t write worked.
Marilyn Manson got married over the weekend to burlesque model Dita Von Tease. Sorry to all you Hot Topic employees who were holding out hope of siring the antichrist.
Elton John has announced he will be marrying his long time partner once same sex marriage is legalized in Britain. Sorry to all the GAP employees who were holding out hope.
I really don’t have much to talk about. I guess that’s good.
Thing I’m thankful for today.
BARENAKED LADIES - The group and the real thing. YOWZA!
RIGHT NOW
SONG - Under My Thumb by the Rolling Stones - This is the song that will play during the final shot and end credits to the movie I haven’t even started writing yet.
MOVIE - Training Day - That movie makes me want to see Denzel and Samuel Jackson in a movie together. I probably couldn’t handle that though. It would be like bad ass mofo overload.
Holla.
-Joel