You like that? That’s pretty bad huh. Good morning anyway!
I walked into my boss’ office yesterday, to annoy him for some reason, and noticed that he had a picture of the waitress from Pure on his desk. Cat. Turns out our waitress is my boss’ daughter. Small world. It’s a good thing I didn’t tell him how she was all hitting on me and stuff. “Joel, you’re so handsome! Joel you’re so funny.” Joel, is lying. That didn’t happen. Look at me. I mean look at me!
Very rarely do I get a craving for anything as I am not a junkie or pregnant. However, for the past week I have wanted a waffle with strawberries on it from IHOP. Well today was the big day! Like most things turn out that I look forward to in life, it was underwhelming. The waffle was good. That’s about it. It was basically the meal equivalent of finally talking at length with someone you thought you were attracted to only to find they are as shallow as you’d hoped they weren’t. International House Of Pancakes? More like International House Of Underwhelming Waffles! In yo face IHOP!
It’s early and I’m a moron.
Comicfest is less than two weeks away party people. 405 270-4801. Ten dollars for eleven comics? Beat that! You can’t. I know. I’ve tried.
Yesterday when I parked for work, this guy was walking along and yelled ‘lights’ at me. I had left my lights on. I said thanks and the guy looked all annoyed with me. He even sounded put out when he yelled it. I don’t need someone looking at me like I’m a dope for leaving my lights on. If I want someone to look at me like I’m a dope I’ll find a mirror. In yo face, me!
As far as poignancy goes for today, I’m tapped. Have a wonderful day. I promise I’ll write something more relevant later. Seriously. You know you my girl. I won’t be lyin to my lady cuz I be knowin what’s that like and it ain’t cool. Fo real.
RIGHT NOW
SONG - Dream Girl by Dave Matthews. I love the song but am still wierded out by the video. Why is Julia Roberts playing Ani Difranco in it? Why is the guy from Dick Tracy chasing her? Why is Dave Matthews still trying to reinvent the video? Stick to the music Dave.
MOVIE - Baseketball. I know it’s an immature movie but it is really funny. “God must really hate that little boy.”
Holla.
-Joel