The new Look @ OKC is out and it is full of pictures that have given me a little insight into what women like. Turns out it’s not money or good looks or nice cars. Turns out what women like are reasonably priced hot wings. Looks like the hottie train’s last stop was Buffalo Wild Wings! Who’s with me?! No one? That’s what I thought.
A little league baseball umpire in Massachusetts recently told a group of little league players that speaking Spanish during the game was prohibited. Well, ump who won’t ever read this, like it or not, Spanish is the new English. Whenever I hear someone get all ticked off that someone is speaking Spanish I think it just allows their ignorance to shine through more effectively than their wearing a NASCAR t-shirt ever could. “If they wanna live here than they need to learn to speak the language.” Really? The United States does not have an official language. That’s one of the things that makes this country great.“Well the majority of the country speaks English so they should learn it.” The majority of the country also watches FOX news and reelected the worst president in history as well. Put that in your proverbial pipe and smoke it mi amigo.
Just a side note for you folks. If you take a couple of Tylenol PM and then start listening to some house music, it’s almost like a rave. The only thing missing is a sixteen year old Asian girl wearing fairy wings, pony tails, baggy pants, and a fading princess Leia ringer-t, dancing around with glow sticks as though she were fighting an invisible force that could only be defeated with a complex series of spins and kicks. So there’s that.
It is a bad week to be a Boy Scout. Four scout leaders got electrocuted. Two days later a slew of scouts fell ill as a direct result of the intense heat. Just yesterday an entire troop gets struck by lightening. I have a theory on that. A couple of years ago there was that big to do over a scout leader getting kicked out because he was gay, even though, as with everything, being gay didn’t effect his ability to do his job well. Ponder this. The Bible states “‘Vengeance is mine.’ saith the Lord.” It didn’t give a time line on that vengeance. I think God hates all intolerance and he will have his vengeance but he’s a busy guy. He’s God. He’s just now getting to that Boy Scout thing for what they did to that guy and that was two years ago. I just can’t wait to see what he’s got up his holy sleeve for those guys from Enron and child abusing priests. It’s gonna be well worth the wait.
I ate lunch at Chick-Fil-A yesterday. “But you’re a vegetarian Joel. How did that work?” Well I’ll tell you my imaginary and inquisitive inner monologue. I was with my friend Greg and he wanted to eat there so I figured surely they would have something that didn’t have meat on it. Ok, so I was wrong. Again. The streak remains unbroken! I saw where they had a Chicken Caeser Wrap so I got that and just took the chicken out of it. Greg asked why I just didn’t order it without meat. Here is why I don’t special order anything from a fast food restaurant. The guy who works there gets crappy pay for crappy hours and the last thing he wants to do is take a special order from some dope like me. I laugh whenever friends of mine special order something from a fast food place and it’s wrong. “I told the guy no tomatoes on my chalupa and he messed it up. I can’t believe that.” You can’t believe the kid that works the Taco Bell drive thru at two in the morning for six bucks an hour didn’t tell the ‘cook’ about your not wanting tomatoes on your dollar chalupa? Yeah. That guy sucks.
So there’s a whole paragraph you could have gone your whole life without reading. You’re welcome.
Today is the day we are doing the pictures for the Comicfest poster. I can’t say where we are getting it taken because I don’t want to be mobbed by all the person that might read this. I’m talking to you faceless blog buddy!
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SONG- Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby by the Counting Crows. I have no idea what this song is about but it is beautiful. My favorite line from the song - “The price of a memory is the memory of the sorrow it brings.” See. I’m not all jokes and snide remarks about the ignorant. Well not entirely.
MOVIE - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - HBO is running it right now and I forgot how funny that movie is. “I’m Ron Burgundy?”
PLACE I’LL PROBABLY HAVE LUNCH - Pepe Delgadoes. Heads up to the stalker I don’t have but wish I did. I’ll be there between one and two!
MOST OBSCURE AD CAMPAIGN - The radio and TV spots warning of the dangers of playing on abandoned well sites. I hadn’t event thought about a well site as a cool place to go until those commercials. Now me and friends hang out at abandoned well sites all the time. We have a blast just hanging out and climbing well sites. My friends and I now call ourselves the Well Site Gang and sometimes we solve crimes.
Holla.
-Joel