Good evening OKC.
Allow my dorky self to stand atop my imaginary soap box for a minute. Before I do that please understand that I don’t think I have all the answers about anything. I also don’t want to distance anyone by what I write about. This isn’t going to turn into some sort of weird thing. I won’t that happen girl. I promise. You can trust me. Anyhow, just let me get this out and then we can move on.
Let’s scrap the manned space program and go ahead and spend that money we waste on endangering astronauts and maybe, I dunno, buy some hungry people food. “I’m hungry.” “Too bad old lady who can’t afford to eat and pay for your medication too. We have to go to space and find out things. What type of things? I dunno. Stuff.” Here are the only two things I can think of that have directly impacted life on Earth as a result of the space program. Teflon and velcro. That’s it. No light speed space travel. No jet packs. No anti-gravity shoes. Just a way for eggs not to stick to the pan and a way for the elderly, the obese and the mentally disabled to fasten their shoes. That’s it. Thanks NASA.
One of my best friends, Scott, is in the Air Force and has to go to the middle east in September. He told me he has to pay for his own body armor. He said he will get reimbursed the seven hundred dollars if he comes back. Let’s take the money we spend on tiles to protect the space shuttle and instead make sure our soldiers are protected. Whether you agree or disagree with this war, we can all agree that our soldiers need to come home safe. While I think this war was a bad idea from the beginning I do support our military 100%. They are no different than we are. We’ve all had a boss that was a moron and made us do things we didn’t agree with. None of them asked to be there. I think we should make sure they have what they need to succeed and treat them with the respect and honor our own president can’t seem to give them. I’m sure that made Toby Keith mad. Oh well. Back to the funny!
I went to the Cross Eyed Moose on the south side to meet with some friends and it happened again. “What happened, soon to be monitored by the CIA, blogger?” Well I’ll tell you. Within the past few months I have been in there three times. I think it’s a pretty cool place to go to just hang out. Here is the thing I don’t get though. I have been in there three times and the waitress there has ignored me every time. Today the guy who helped us out was the bartender and he was really nice. Each time I have gone in there the same girl has been working though. She is a very pretty blonde girl who really is gracious and kind to the other customers but for some reason always ignores me and whoever I’m with. Here is what I think the deal is. A few years ago a friend of mine had met some girls at a bar we were at. They were all talking to my friend but when I came over to say hello every single girl went out of their way to be rude to me. I just figured it was par for the course as to how women seem to treat me. After about twenty minutes I finally asked one of them why they were treating me the way they were. One of the girls said it was because I was so mean to them in High School. I started laughing because I was home schooled. Those girls said they felt bad but told me I looked just like someone they had gone to high school with and who had treated them pretty bad. That was the first time that happened. At a totally different place, about a year after that, some girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her. I told her I didn’t and she said that I had teased her throughout high school. I felt bad because she thought I had treated her badly when I had never seen her before in my life. Maybe that‘s the deal with that girl at The Moose. I don’t care, it ‘s just weird is all. Maybe that’s the problem or maybe I should just wear pants the next time I go in there.
I promise you’ll get pictures people. Even the girl who claims she has no friends and hates rap music has pictures. I gotta get a digital camera.
So Boston looks likes they might lose Manny AND Clement gets beaned. There’s that curse I’ve heard so much about. Thanks Bambino. I still believe in you.
I’ll be funnier next time. I promise girl. I know what I’ve said before but this time is different. I promise.
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SONG - Dry The Rain by The Beta Band. It was featured in High Fidelity and is an amazing song. It is good music to write to.
TV SHOW-Ali G. This show is underrated. Watch it and you will laugh or don’t watch it and continue to be miserable. It’s up to you.
WORST/BEST VIDEO WHERE SOMEONE SINGS EVERY ACTION DEPICTED IN THE VIDEO INSTEAD OF SPEAKING- R. Kelly’s In The Closet series of videos. R. Kelly has unintentionally created the funniest thing I will see this year. Thanks R.!
I’m still waiting on suggestions on how to approach a girl. Seriously. What’s the best idea you’ve got ladies?
Holla.
-Joel