So this weekend I got a movie from Netflix that I hadn’t seen in at least ten years. Pollyanna. Yes. I’m straight. Shut up. I got it so my roommate and I could make fun of it. I watched that movie countless times growing up. I have three sisters, that’s why. That and I wasn’t going to object to seeing Hayley Mills. I had a huge crush on her. Parent Trap was unbelievable. Double the Hayley Mills?! Wow. Speaking of which, you would have thought that someone on the set of The Parent Trap would have thought to suggest they cut the shoot time in half and hire twins but it was the sixties and I don’t think twins had been invented yet. Anyway I managed to waste another couple hours of my life by making fun of that movie. I know how sad I am. I’m me. How could I not know?
One more thing about Hayley Mills. I would like to know what tragic event happened in between Parent Trap and when she was the teacher on Saved by the Bell. The years were not kind to her. I’m just saying is all.
I went to the driving range Saturday afternoon. I noticed not a lot of people, ok, no one, was out there. I found this odd until I had been out there for about ten minutes and realized that trying to hit golf balls when it’s eight thousand degrees out wasn’t too good of an idea. Again, not too bright.
I took a bunch of pictures to post on this here blog but I haven’t got them developed yet. I’ll do that as soon as possible so you can see what I’m talking when I talk about stupid things. I know! I can hardly wait either!
I’ll try to be funnier tonight. I promise. Gots to bring tha funny to my peeps! Holla!
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SONG - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk. It will make you want to learn to break dance. Yes. More than you already do.
MOVIE – Sideout. The best movie about volleyball starring C. Thomas Howell you’ll ever see. I know that’s a bold claim but trust me. It’s like they took the weakest sequence in Top Gun and turned it into a movie.
Where should I go eat lunch? Holla.
- Joel