So last night I had written a fantastic entry. It was amazing. It was quite possibly the wittiest and most poignant thing ever written. I shed a tear of joy when it was completed because I had never read anything so wonderfully moving and I found it unbelievable that I had written something so good. It was truly a great moment. I awoke this morning to post this world changing piece of genius only to find that I didn’t save it. I guess it’s better this way because I’m not sure the world was ready for something that powerful having been put into words. I guess it’s back to being funny and pointless. Almost like Paris Hilton’s entire life. ZING!
So I bought the new Axe soap and it turns out when you use it, just like in the commercial, ladies do approach you and try to smell you. Well,not ladies smelling you so much as homeless guys asking for change so maybe it doesn’t work that great after all. Unless of course you’re trying to seduce the homeless,then by all means go for it. What you make other people do for a sandwich is your business. Who am I to judge? I’m just some blog guy who makes cracks about Paris Hilton .
The London police shot someone in a London subway station this morning and I called a friend of mine to tell him about it and he said “I didn’t think the police there carried guns.” After hearing that I realized what a skewed world view some Americans have. It’s not our fault though. Until I was about thirteen I thought all Englishmen were either butlers or villains and I thought all Englishwomen could fly using their umbrellas.Thanks American television! There’s a whole generation of American kids now who will grow up thinking all English people are wizards. English people aren’t all scone scarfing, tea swilling, wizards. While I haven’t ever been there I am pretty sure that’s not true. Please correct me if I’m wrong.
This leads me to talk about Harry Potter. I thought it was a series of books about a boy wizard that turned a whole generation on to reading. I thought that was a good thing but I guess I was wrong.Turns out this latest form of entertainment is evil and reading it or watching the movies will result in a bunch of degenerates that will bring about the end of the world! Not unlike, Dungeons & Dragons,The Smurfs, Care Bears, Star Wars, Twisted Sister, KISS, Metallica, Marilyn Manson,Elvis, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Lord of the Rings books and Jazz music. I fear the jump in logic that entertainment somehow dictates action. Those kids at Columbine listened to Marilyn Manson so that must have been why they did it, never mind the daily bullying and harassment. Also, if anyone can let me know the album, movie or game that caused Osama Bin Laden to instigate 9-11 I would love it. What? You can’t. Oh. I guess we’ll just have to blame it on poor choices and misinterpretation of religious teachings. Wow. Sorry about that. I was possessed by logic for a second. Back to the funny……………
Went to the Bricktown Brewery last night and played pool again. It was a good time and as usual I sucked. Our waitress was super cool but I think she got ticked because I kept asking her to smell me. Not really but that would have been funny.
I ate lunch at Markie’s Deli yesterday which is downtown just east of the memorial. They have got awesome food and the staff is really nice. Angel, the girl who has taken my order there a couple of times, is really nice and you can tell she likes her job which is always good. Just thought I’d mention it. So there you go.
I am going to respond to something I got earlier in the week. I will post part of it and respond accordingly. Here ya go………………..
Joel, I like your Blog. You are funny, [Darn right I’m funny. So far so good.] but you are a little too concerned with what women want. [I don’t think I’m TOO concerned. The last girlfriend I had was a bipolar, manic depressive with severe obsessive compulsive order. I’m not lying. Maybe that will help you with understanding where I’m coming from. Also, being concerned with what women think is a good way to become a better boyfriend or husband.] They’re not some alien race [That’s a lie and you know it.] …..They’re just people [Yeah. Attractive people who can grow human beings inside of them.] …. Different people find different things funny [I have only met three women in my entire life that found the same things funny I did AND could make me laugh. One of whom lives in California now and the other two are married so there ya go.] …. Don’t try and be what you think women “like”…just be yourself. [I do appreciate the kind words and I agree. You shouldn’t change who you are to please someone else. The thing is I haven’t found a girl yet who ‘gets me’. Well there was one but she’s married and I kind of screwed that whole thing up because I can’t seem to pick up on the obvious sometimes. I’m such a dope.]
Plans for tonight? Excitement abounds people! That’s right, after work I’m going to go pay my car insurance! YOWZA! After that who knows what the evening holds! I do. I’ll probably just head home and watch a movie and answer some e-mails and do some more work on Comicfest. Two months to go. I am thrilled. Alright……
RIGHT NOW
Song- Toxic by Britney Spears. Yeah. I know. She sucks but I like that song. On the CD I burned I put Baba O’Reilly by The Who right after Toxic so hopefully that makes up for it.
Movie - Finding Nemo. I love that movie and get a little teary when Nemo tells his dad he hates him. I also get a little teary when the dad tells Nemo how long a turtle lives. I also get a little teary when I read I’ve been listening to Brtiney Spears and watching Finding Nemo because it makes it hard to argue that I’m not a twelve year old girl.
Lip gloss of the moment - Tinkerbell. Damn. I did it again.
Holla.
- Joel