Not to exclude any species with the beginning of my post but this part is specifically for mice. Listen up mice. I guess the word isn’t out yet in the mouse community but there is nothing special going on underneath my sink. There isn’t some crazy mouse nightclub under there. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. I’ve caught two of you under there in the past year and a half so I know you guys are under the impression something great must be going on under there. You know what’s down there? I’ll tell you since the guy you sent in to find out never came back. Ready? A bottle of Windex and some Ajax. That’s it. Nothing more than that. There isn’t some fantastic mouse disco under there where hot lady mice are waiting to meet you. What is waiting for you under my sink? An untimely peanut butter related death. I hate to do that to you guys but there are certain lines you just don’t cross. I don’t go into where you live and eat your food do I? No. I don’t. Actually I don’t even know where you live so just ignore that last part. I guess I just want you to tell your friends that it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be under my sink. If you could pass that along that would be great. Thanks.
It appears that the response to my ‘sense of humor’ question has been pretty positive. I agree with one of the responses that basically said when you’re old, as long as you have someone who makes you laugh, that’s all that matters. That is how I feel. As far as looks go, those won’t last forever and sometimes people’s physical appearance can change without warning. Accidents happen and people get sick. My ex-girlfriend had cancer when she was in high school and lost her hair from the treatment. Her boyfriend at the time didn’t come and see her and wouldn’t call that much. When he did call he only asked if her hair had grown back yet. If you place an emphasis on looks you will only be disappointed.
Someone mentioned that there seem to be a lot of sitcoms where some chubby dope is married to a woman WAY out of his league. I do think it’s a bit far fetched, however, the most unbelievable thing to me is that these women are written funny and physically attractive and willing to be with someone who looks like that. I have only dated one person who made me truly laugh. All of the other girls I dated (2) had the sense of humor of a rock. That’s not true. I’ve met rocks that were funnier than them. Especially those googly eyed rocks. Man those things crack me up.
I do not think that women should have to bow to what society or some idiot boyfriend or husband says about the way they look. I find women more attractive in a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt because it means that she is comfortable enough with who she is that she doesn’t have to advertise her looks. I’m not saying dressing up is bad but most guys don’t care. Women dress up for each other. Let me know if I’m wrong about that one.
RIGHT NOW (Formerly ‘of the moment’. ‘Of the Moment’ sounded too much like a Rod Stewart and Celine Dion duet.)
Song I’m listening to right now? - These Words by Natasha Bedingfield. The song is good and she seems pretty cool. Well I don’t know that for a fact but she’s English so she automatically gets thirty cool points. Also, a video with a group of some sort of midget beat box hybrid creatures dancing around is always a good thing. I guess.
First place in the AL East right now? The NY Yankees. Take that Boston! Way to get beat by the DEVIL RAYS Red Sox. Good job.
Movie you should watch right now? Garden State. That is what most guys look for in a girl. Well most guys named Joel who write to mice.
Drink I’m drinking right now? Diet Dr. Pepper. I’m an idiot. I should be drinking Diet Coke because then I’d be hanging out on some sort of magical, roller rink, disco beach like in the commercial.
Hours until I have to get up to go to work? 5.
Gotta go.
Holla.
- Joel