I watched FOX’s “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?” for the first time yesterday. I’d heard of the show and its following, but I’ve never felt the urge to watch it - except, there wasn’t much on TV last night.
While the show certainly meets the necessary entertainment value for an average game show, with all the humiliation and shame TV can offer — I can’t help but feel utterly disappointed and disgusted that people can get so much glee out of answering basic elementary-level questions. Or, that no one’s beat the show yet!
Perhaps I say this because I’m college-educated and was raised in an environment that valued and encouraged education - but in America, no one has a decent excuse to not receive at least a high school diploma.
America’s grade school system certainly isn’t perfect and needs a huge overhaul to match the rigor and preparedness of international education. But the schools are still there and the resources are still there. If someone wants to learn, they can and will. Only apathy or lack of direction can stop them.
In 2007, the U.S. Census Bureau’s population survey reported that 85 percent of Americans had at least a high school diploma, with the majority of that group going on to pursue higher education. So… why is it such a big deal when middle-aged, educated adults can’t answer fifth grade-level questions??
Something’s wrong here.
Here’s a sampling of the questions asked on last night’s show:
1. 2nd grade math: If you bring 30 cookies to a party and nine kids at the party each eat two cookies, how many cookies are left over?
2. 1st grade spelling: Spell the name of this animal: 
3. 1st grade world geography: What continent has the coldest average annual temperature?
4. 3rd grade social studies: “E Pluribus Unum” – the motto on the great seal of the U.S.A. – means: “Live free or die,” “United we stand,” or “Out of many, one.”
5. 4th grade geometry: What is the only geometric shape that has infinite lines of symmetry?
6. 3rd grade U.S. geography: What is the name of the river that forms the border between Mexico and Texas?
7. 3rd grade science: True or False? When a wooden log burns and turns into ash, it undergoes a physical change but not a chemical change. [The contestant needed the fifth grade partner’s help.]
8. 4th grade astronomy: In Fahrenheit, what is the approximate temperature of the sun’s surface: 10,000 degrees, 1 million degrees or 35 million degrees? [The contestant “dropped out.”]
9. 3rd grade social studies: What U.S. president is on the $50 bill? [The contestant had to “peak.”]
10. 1st grade grammar: How many contractions are in the following sentence: “Nathan isn’t dressing as a cowboy for Halloween, but Cody’s brother is.” [The contestant needed the fifth grade partner’s help.]
Your turn: Easy or Challenging??
Try them, then scroll down for the answers. (Don’t cheat!
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~ Kristen M. Daum, City Desk intern at The Oklahoman.
[Answers: 1. 12 2. E-L-E-P-H-A-N-T 3. Antarctica 4. “Out of Many, One” 5. Circle 6. Rio Grande 7. False 8. 10,000 degrees 9. Ulysses S. Grant 10. One: Isn’t]