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Tiger Woods is probably somewhere laughing right now because one of his mistresses has been arrested.

Jaimee Grubbs (aka Mistress Number Two) was arrested in West Hollywood on a complaint of driving with a suspended license, according to People magazine.

It was the second time this year she has been cited on this complaint.  She was released early Thursday.

Holly Madison, from left, Hugh Hefner, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson (AP photo by Matt Sayles)

When I first heard Playboy founder Hugh Hefner was being critical of Tiger Woods’ and Jesse James’ behavior, I immediately thought Hefner was being a hypocrite.

After all, Hefner is known for having multiple girlfriends at the same time (just like Woods and James).

But when I read Hefner’s comments, what he said actually makes a little sense.  In an interview with the New York Post, Henfer said

“When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat. I am very open about what I do. Sandra Bullock’s husband looks like a real creep. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.

This whole idea that it’s a sex addiction is a cop out. Some people become obsessed with sex, but it’s not like an alcohol or drug addiction. He did it because he could get away with it.”

I hate to admit it, but Hefner does make a good point.

Michael Nilon and Garcelle Beauvais

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Several celebrity-related  incidents occurred during the past week that caught my attention.   I’ve narrowed them down to my favorite two.

My favorite involves actress Garcelle Beauvais and her husband Michael Nilon.  Beauvais is accusing Nilon of cheating on her. 

Instead of staying quiet like Sandra Bullock and Elin Nordegren, Beauvais put her husband on blast by sending a mass email to his co-workers at Creative Artists Agency. 

The email was obtained by the New York Post.  It says “Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Mike Nilon – What do they have in common? I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this! “My focus at this time is on my kids and healing the pain. There will be no further comment.”

Beauvais and Nilon have two sons together.  They married in 2001.  I’m sure Nilon spent his entire work day hiding his face in embarrassment. 

My second favorite is Tiger Woods’ return to golf.  Woods recently tied for fourth place at the Masters.  Phil Mickelson won the title.  It was Woods’ first tournament since his sex scandal became public.

Some people are saying Woods’ performance was lackluster.  Maybe so, but the fact he came in fourth place is an accomplishment in my opinion.   

He is enduring the biggest sex scandal of the decade, but yet, he was able to land in fourth place.  He’s probably the only golfer who could go through that and still maintain some level of concentration. 

Tiger Woods speaks with ESPN reporter Rinaldi (AP photo/ESPN)

Tiger Woods gave a televised interview Sunday (March 21) to ESPN and the Golf Channel where two reporters were able to ask him questions about his scandal.

Remember, last month he had that so-called press conference where no reporters were allowed to ask questions. 

In his new interview, he answered questions from ESPN and the Golf Channel, but here’s the catch.  He only allowed them to interview him for five minutes.  The two sports stations had to agree to the terms. 

That’s just like Tiger Woods. Still trying to control the media even when he’s down. His five-minute interview with ESPN is posted below. 

I would like to give a special shout out to CBS News.  A reporter for CBS News was invited,  but the station declined because they didn’t want to agree to a five-minute time limit. 

In the first sentence, I said Woods gave a televised interview.  Actually, five minutes is not considered an interview. That’s considered a warm-up session. 

You barely have enough time to ask someone there first name in five minutes.

Tiger Woods suffered another round of embarrassment this week. His alleged mistress Joslyn James released about 100 text messages Woods allegedly sent her. 

I skimmed some of the messages, and they were intensely sexually graphic in nature, and they reveal some of Woods’ fetishes. 

Due to the kinkiness and graphic nature of the messages, I can’t post them here. After all, this is a family blog.  However, you can easily find those messages throughout the Internet. 

James told the Associated Press she still has about 1,000 texts from Woods, and she plans on releasing them in the future. 

Some of the messages were posted on her Web site, but the site is experiencing heavy traffic, so you might not be able to access it right now. 

At James’ press conference, her ambulance chaser attorney Gloria Allred was by her side.  Allred also represented Woods’ other mistress Rachel Uchitel (also known as “Mistress Number One,” for those of you who are keeping count).

(Photo Credit: Veronica Siwik-Daniels, left, who goes by the name Joslyn James held a press conference with her attorney Gloria Allred. AP Photo/Jason Redmond)

He said Woods acknowledged he betrayed his family, but he’s still a terrific golfer.  The 30-second video clip is posted below via TMZ.

Tiger Woods at the Masters golf tournament in 2009. (AP photo by Chris O'Meara)

Pro golfer Tiger Woods announced he is returning to the sport.  Woods will play at the upcoming Masters. 

Woods made the announced Tuesday in a statement.  The tournament will begin April 8.  This will be Woods’ first competition since the car wreck that resulted in the revelation of a sex scandal. 

I just have one thing to say. IT’S ABOUT TIME. Now we can turn our attention to golf skills instead of his marital problems.

Tiger Woods drinking Gatorade in 2006. (AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi)

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Gatorade has dropped Tiger Woods like a hot potato. (cliche I know).

A spokeswoman for Gatorade said the company will no longer use Woods in their marketing campaign. 

“We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship.  We wish him all the best,” a spokeswoman told the Associated Press. 

Woods went in front of the cameras last week and publicly apologized for his infidelity.  Apparently, apologizing doesn’t always work when you’re trying to keep your sponsors. 

By the way, I don’t think Tiger owed the American people a public apology last week.  The only people he owes an apology are his wife, mother, children and God.

I don’t care if he is a celebrity, no one should have to confess their sins to millions of people in order to be judged by those same people.  Especially, when those same people are sinful too. 

The late rapper Tupac Shakur said it best when he said “Only God Can Judge Me.”

AP Photo/Lori Moffett

Controversial radio talk show host Howard Stern is turning the Tiger Woods scandal into beauty pageant. 

Stern announced he will host a beauty pageant on his show March 10 that features Tiger Woods’ mistresses.  Stern said four of Woods’ mistresses will compete in the pageant.  It’s not yet known which of the four it will be.

It’s mind boggling to me how this scandal got so out of control, and now it has a mind of its own. 

I wouldn’t be surprised Parker Brothers created a Monopoly board game that had Wood’s mistresses on each of the property spaces.  Instead of Boardwalk or Park Place, it could say Uchitel Place.

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Tiger Woods has at least one celebrity in his corner.  It’s none other than R&B singer Chris Brown. 

The singer gave an interview on the Michigan-based Mojo in the Morning radio show

Brown said

“I think people always deserve a second chance,” Brown insisted. “Whatever Tiger’s personal life is (and I think this goes for me and him), his personal life is his personal life. Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them.  My hat is off to him. I support him.  I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, ’cause he is the best at it.”

Although Chris might not be the best person to speak on your behalf, at least Tiger can rest assured he has at least one celebrity in his corner.

Pro golfer Tiger Woods made a public statement Friday morning regarding his affairs. 

It was the first time he made public comments about the scandal that surrounded him since that infamous car wreck in November that lead to revelations of multiple affairs. 

Everyone was weighing in on whether they thought it was a smart idea for Tiger to publicly apologize. 

 But CNN news contributor Roland Martin summed it up best when he gave his outlook on the Tiger Woods situation. 

I happen to agree with Martin’s assessment.  Martin’s comment is posted below.  If you want to watch Woods’ apology the video clip is posted at the bottom. 

“Tiger, you don’t owe me or anyone else anything. I’m sick of these sanctimonious folks who are blabbering about Woods needing to be grilled about his private behavior. Look, Tiger Woods didn’t cheat on me.  He’s not my daddy, brother, cousin, church member, neighbor or friend.  He didn’t let me down or crush my view of him. He is not and never was my role model.  The only people he owes a grand apology are his wife, momma, family, maybe his friends, and his children, when they come of age. He doesn’t have to work hard for me to trust him again. The most important audience he has to satisfy is a very small group of people.”

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Professional golfer Tiger Woods will make a statement to a small group of friends, colleagues and associates Friday (Feb. 17) at the PGA tour headquarters, his agent announced in a news release. 

The number of spots available to the media will be limited.  Woods is expected to “discuss his past and his future, and he plans to apologize for his behavior,” his agent Mark Steinberg told numerous media outlets.  

Also, no one will be allowed to ask him questions. 

This will be the first time Woods will speak publicly since that infamous car crash in November that lead to allegations of multiple affairs.

Rachel Uchitel (aka Mistress Number One) has landed a television job on the entertainment news show “Extra.”  Uchitel will be a correspondent for the show.

Uchitel previously worked in a nightclub.  She had an affair with the world’s most famous golfer and she was upgraded to an entertainment television reporter position. 

That’s a slap in the face to people who spent years going to college and paying their dues trying to land a tv job.  Maybe they should have an affair with a golfer instead. 

Watch the clip below to see Uchitel interview Jake Pavelka, of “The Bachelor.”