“American Idol” fans were shocked and disappointed when Paula Abdul announced she was returning to the talent show for its upcoming season. 

However, the original “American Idol” winner Kelly Clarkson has a different spin on the situation.

Clarkson believes Abdul will return to the show, and she thinks the parties involved are just being dramatic. 

In an interview on Sirius radio, Clarkson said “Are they trying to do that for drama?  I totally think they’re doing that for drama. I know those producers.  They’re doing that for drama. She’s totally probably going to come back.”

Hopefully, her viewpoint is correct.  Hopefully, Paula will be back on the judge’s panel. 

But something tells me it won’t happen.  The network is to busy shelling out salary increase to Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell. 

Tim Henley

For those of you who are sick and tired of seeing Paris Hilton, you nightmares have just gotten a little worse.

Paris Hilton will star in two new television series.

On her MTV show “My New BFF” that began airing this week, contestants compete to become Paris’ brand new best friend… Sounds like fun right?

Now, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest has announced that he is developing a scripted TV series just for Paris.

Ryan is also responsible for giving us the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” reality show on the E! Channel.

(sigh) Haven’t we suffered enough? I wish Ryan would leave those socialites alone and just focus on hosting American Idol.

Tim Henley

The annoying American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was bitten by Jaws while he was swimming in four-feet of water in the ocean.

On his radio show, Seacrest said the shark bit him on his toe and left a tooth in his skin.

(sigh) I’m very disappointed in the shark. He had the once in a lifetime opportunity to take Ryan Seacrest out of our lives forever, but instead he only chose to bite him on the foot.

What a wuss of a shark. He must have not been the real Jaws.