Ryan Seacrest survives shark attack
The annoying American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was bitten by Jaws while he was swimming in four-feet of water in the ocean.
On his radio show, Seacrest said the shark bit him on his toe and left a tooth in his skin.
(sigh) I’m very disappointed in the shark. He had the once in a lifetime opportunity to take Ryan Seacrest out of our lives forever, but instead he only chose to bite him on the foot.
What a wuss of a shark. He must have not been the real Jaws.
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